Whether you’re a supporter, a critic, or just someone looking for some jaw-dropping one-liners, Trump quotes never fail to spark attention.
From hilarious statements to headline-making remarks, Donald Trump’s words have left a lasting mark on politics and pop culture.
This post gathers his most iconic, funny, and viral quotes—including some recent 2025 gems.
Get ready to laugh, shake your head, or simply marvel at the uniqueness that is Trump.
Let’s explore the world of Trumpism—15 quotes at a time under each subheading.
Funny Trump Quotes
- I know words I have the best words
- Sorry losers and haters but my I.Q. is one of the highest
- It’s freezing and snowing in New York—we need global warming
- I’m very highly educated I know words I have the best words
- I will build a great wall—and nobody builds walls better than me
- I think I am actually humble I think I’m much more humble than you would understand
- We won with poorly educated I love the poorly educated
- I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter perhaps I’d be dating her
- I’m not a schmuck even if the world thinks I am
- I have a great relationship with the blacks
- I understand the tax laws better than almost anyone
- The beauty of me is that I’m very rich
- Nobody has more respect for women than I do
- I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created
- I think I’ve made a lot of sacrifices I work very very hard
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Trump Funny Quotes 2025
Making bios great again since 2025. Bigly.
My tweets are longer than my speeches. Believe me.
Knows all the best words, just doesn’t use them here.
The art of the bio—better than any book, folks.
Truth-teller, wall-builder, and emoji enthusiast.
Not fake news, just fake funny.
Running on coffee, golf, and self-confidence.
Likes walls, dislikes character limits. Sad!
If bios were ratings, this one’s a 10/10—tremendous.
Still trending, still winning, still hilarious
Donald Trump Quotes
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- Make America great again
- I will never apologize for protecting the American people
- I alone can fix it
- Without passion you don’t have energy without energy you have nothing
- What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate
- The point is that you can’t be too greedy
- You have to think anyway so why not think big
- Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don’t make
- Show me someone without an ego and I’ll show you a loser
- When somebody challenges you fight back be brutal be tough
- We are transferring power from Washington DC and giving it back to you the people
- Our country is in serious trouble we don’t have victories anymore
- People love me everybody loves me
- Leadership is about taking responsibility not making excuses
- In the end you’re measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish
Donald Trump Funny Quotes 2025
“2025 is going to be huge. Bigger than 2024, believe me. Tremendous year—people are already saying it.”
“They told me I couldn’t make TikToks. Now I’m the number one dancer on TikTok. Nobody dances like Trump.”
“AI is great, folks, but it still can’t beat my brain. Best brain. Very stable genius.”
“I told my golf course it’s the 8th wonder of the world. They said, sir, that’s correct.”
“Netflix asked me to star in a reality show. I said, I already am one—America.”
“Sleepy people need coffee. I wake up winning. That’s my caffeine.”
“Some people count sheep at night. I count electoral votes. Much more relaxing.”
“They said I tweet too much. Now I truth too much. It’s beautiful.”
“2025—new year, same Trump. But better, faster, stronger. Like a Trump 2.0.”
“The only wall I care about now is my Instagram wall. Gorgeous, classy posts, the best you’ve ever seen.”
Trump Quotes Napoleon
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- Napoleon finished bad didn’t he
- I always talk about Napoleon he did a lot of good things but it didn’t end well
- Napoleon had everything then he went to Russia
- I’ve studied Napoleon’s campaign nobody talks about the cold
- Napoleon underestimated the winter I won’t
- Look at what happened to Napoleon that’s why I never sleep on strategy
- I admire Napoleon’s energy but not his end
- People said I could be like Napoleon but smarter
- Napoleon didn’t have Twitter I do
- If Napoleon had oil he might’ve lasted
- Napoleon went too far I know where the line is
- History shows us Napoleon overreached
- We won’t have a Waterloo moment
- They said I was a Napoleon I said no I’m smarter
- I won’t go down like Napoleon trust me
Trump Quotes 2025 Funny
“2025 is my favorite year—much better than 2024. Everybody says it, everybody knows it.”
“AI tried to write like me. It failed. Nobody writes like Trump. Nobody.”
“I don’t do yoga, folks. I do winning stretches. Very flexible in victory.”
“My Wi-Fi connection is faster than the fake news media. Tremendously fast.”
“They said I couldn’t cook. But I make the best burgers. People eat them and say, sir, amazing flavor.”
“2025 will have the best memes. Trump memes. Huge. People already laughing.”
“I asked Siri who’s the best. She said Trump. Even Siri knows.”
“Some people count likes on Instagram. I count countries calling me. Much more likes, believe me.”
“The future is so bright, I had to buy bigger sunglasses. Classy ones.”
“People say I exaggerate. That’s fake news. I only mega-exaggerate.”
Trump Quotes 2025
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- 2025 will be the year America is truly back
- We are stronger now than ever before
- My return is not a comeback it’s a correction
- People said I couldn’t do it again well here I am
- They miss me and they know it
- The economy is roaring again under my leadership
- 2025 is going to be yuge
- I kept my promises now I’m back to do more
- The fake news is even faker in 2025
- My focus is America first always
- Crime is down borders are strong and America is winning again
- The people never forgot me
- We’re fixing what Biden broke
- I’ve never been more confident in our direction
- 2025 marks a new chapter a golden era for the USA
Trump Sprüche 2025
„2025 ist mein Jahr. Noch größer, noch besser, noch unglaublicher. Alle sagen es.“
„Künstliche Intelligenz? Ich habe die beste Intelligenz. Sehr stabil. Sehr menschlich.“
„Ich mache kein Yoga. Ich mache große Deals. Flexibler geht’s nicht.“
„Mein Golfball fliegt weiter als jede Fake-News-Schlagzeile.“
„Netflix wollte mich. Aber ich sagte: Ich BIN Netflix. Alle schauen Trump.“
„Meine Haare? 100 % natürlich. Wahrscheinlich die achte Weltwunder-Frisur.“
„Alle sagen, ich poste zu viel. Aber die Wahrheit ist: Ich poste perfekt.“
„Siri fragte mich nach meinem Passwort. Ich sagte: Erfolg.“
„2025 – das wird das größte Jahr der Geschichte. Vielleicht sogar größer als ich (fast unmöglich).“
„Wenn ich tanze, tanzt Amerika. Wirklich wunderschön.“
Trump Quotes Funny
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- I’m a very stable genius
- I have tremendous respect for women believe me
- I’m the best thing that ever happened to Puerto Rico
- My fingers are long and beautiful
- I don’t wear a toupee it’s mine
- Nobody builds walls better than me
- The beauty of me is that I’m very rich
- My Twitter is like a typewriter only faster
- I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody
- I’m like a smart person
- I know more about ISIS than the generals
- I’m the least racist person you have ever interviewed
- I have the best temperament
- I make decisions with my gut
- Nobody respects women more than me
Funny Trump Quotes 2025
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- They said I was done now look at me
- 2025 and I’m still trending
- I’m like a fine wine I just keep getting better
- The swamp didn’t drain I flushed it
- Biden’s still trying to find the exit door
- My second term is going to be even funnier
- I gave sleepy Joe a wake-up call
- Inflation met its match in 2025 and it’s me
- I tweet therefore I am
- I have the best rallies ask anyone
- My hair is still better than yours
- The fake news can’t handle my truth
- America laughed again in 2025
- I’m too rich to fail
- You thought 2016 was wild wait for this
Conclusion
Whether you love him or love to quote him, Donald Trump’s words have become a cultural phenomenon.
From wild humor to bold declarations, these Trump quotes capture the man, the myth, and the media storm.
In 2025, he’s still generating laughter, headlines, and passionate conversations.
One thing’s for sure—when Trump speaks, people listen (and meme it).
Share your favorite quote and let the debates begin!
