Whether you’re a supporter, a critic, or just someone looking for some jaw-dropping one-liners, Trump quotes never fail to spark attention.
From hilarious statements to headline-making remarks, Donald Trump’s words have left a lasting mark on politics and pop culture.
This post gathers his most iconic, funny, and viral quotes—including some recent 2025 gems.
Get ready to laugh, shake your head, or simply marvel at the uniqueness that is Trump.
Let’s explore the world of Trumpism—15 quotes at a time under each subheading.
Funny Trump Quotes
- I know words I have the best words
- Sorry losers and haters but my I.Q. is one of the highest
- It’s freezing and snowing in New York—we need global warming
- I’m very highly educated I know words I have the best words
- I will build a great wall—and nobody builds walls better than me
- I think I am actually humble I think I’m much more humble than you would understand
- We won with poorly educated I love the poorly educated
- I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter perhaps I’d be dating her
- I’m not a schmuck even if the world thinks I am
- I have a great relationship with the blacks
- I understand the tax laws better than almost anyone
- The beauty of me is that I’m very rich
- Nobody has more respect for women than I do
- I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created
- I think I’ve made a lot of sacrifices I work very very hard
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- Make America great again
- I will never apologize for protecting the American people
- I alone can fix it
- Without passion you don’t have energy without energy you have nothing
- What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate
- The point is that you can’t be too greedy
- You have to think anyway so why not think big
- Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don’t make
- Show me someone without an ego and I’ll show you a loser
- When somebody challenges you fight back be brutal be tough
- We are transferring power from Washington DC and giving it back to you the people
- Our country is in serious trouble we don’t have victories anymore
- People love me everybody loves me
- Leadership is about taking responsibility not making excuses
- In the end you’re measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish
Trump Quotes Napoleon
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- Napoleon finished bad didn’t he
- I always talk about Napoleon he did a lot of good things but it didn’t end well
- Napoleon had everything then he went to Russia
- I’ve studied Napoleon’s campaign nobody talks about the cold
- Napoleon underestimated the winter I won’t
- Look at what happened to Napoleon that’s why I never sleep on strategy
- I admire Napoleon’s energy but not his end
- People said I could be like Napoleon but smarter
- Napoleon didn’t have Twitter I do
- If Napoleon had oil he might’ve lasted
- Napoleon went too far I know where the line is
- History shows us Napoleon overreached
- We won’t have a Waterloo moment
- They said I was a Napoleon I said no I’m smarter
- I won’t go down like Napoleon trust me
Trump Quotes 2025
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- 2025 will be the year America is truly back
- We are stronger now than ever before
- My return is not a comeback it’s a correction
- People said I couldn’t do it again well here I am
- They miss me and they know it
- The economy is roaring again under my leadership
- 2025 is going to be yuge
- I kept my promises now I’m back to do more
- The fake news is even faker in 2025
- My focus is America first always
- Crime is down borders are strong and America is winning again
- The people never forgot me
- We’re fixing what Biden broke
- I’ve never been more confident in our direction
- 2025 marks a new chapter a golden era for the USA
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- I’m a very stable genius
- I have tremendous respect for women believe me
- I’m the best thing that ever happened to Puerto Rico
- My fingers are long and beautiful
- I don’t wear a toupee it’s mine
- Nobody builds walls better than me
- The beauty of me is that I’m very rich
- My Twitter is like a typewriter only faster
- I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody
- I’m like a smart person
- I know more about ISIS than the generals
- I’m the least racist person you have ever interviewed
- I have the best temperament
- I make decisions with my gut
- Nobody respects women more than me
Funny Trump Quotes 2025
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- They said I was done now look at me
- 2025 and I’m still trending
- I’m like a fine wine I just keep getting better
- The swamp didn’t drain I flushed it
- Biden’s still trying to find the exit door
- My second term is going to be even funnier
- I gave sleepy Joe a wake-up call
- Inflation met its match in 2025 and it’s me
- I tweet therefore I am
- I have the best rallies ask anyone
- My hair is still better than yours
- The fake news can’t handle my truth
- America laughed again in 2025
- I’m too rich to fail
- You thought 2016 was wild wait for this
Conclusion
Whether you love him or love to quote him, Donald Trump’s words have become a cultural phenomenon.
From wild humor to bold declarations, these Trump quotes capture the man, the myth, and the media storm.
In 2025, he’s still generating laughter, headlines, and passionate conversations.
One thing’s for sure—when Trump speaks, people listen (and meme it).
Share your favorite quote and let the debates begin!
