“Napoleon Dynamite” is a cult classic filled with quirky characters and hilariously awkward moments that fans can’t stop quoting.
If you’re looking for the funniest lines to share with friends, reliving Pedro’s presidential campaign, or just want to yell “Tina, you fat lard!”, we’ve got you covered.
This collection of iconic Napoleon Dynamite quotes is perfect for fans who need a laugh, some nostalgia, or the perfect GIF-worthy line.
Below, you’ll find quotes grouped by character and theme—with fitting emojis to capture each moment’s weird genius.
🎬 Famous Napoleon Dynamite Quotes
- 🧠 Gosh!
- 🛵 Just follow your heart. That’s what I do.
- 🧤 Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
- 🎤 Vote for Pedro
- 🎥 Your mom goes to college
- 🎂 Your mom took your big steak
- 🍟 Can I have one of your tater tots?
- 🎭 Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills
- 🐷 Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner
- 🎓 Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day
- 💄 I made her a cake
- 🏆 I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious
- 💌 I spent like three hours doing shading on your upper lip
- 🪞 You’re just jealous because I’ve been chatting online with babes all day
- 🪑 It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip
🧢 Pedro Napoleon Dynamite Quotes
- 🎒 If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true
- 🧔 If I win, you can be my secretary or something
- 🐎 My bike is totally messed up
- 🌵 I used to have a mustache
- 🚴♂️ Do you think people will vote for me because of who I am?
- 💀 Just build her a cake or something
- 🧊 I don’t understand why things have to change
- 🕶 I’m pretty good with a bow staff
- 🍧 I wish I had some of that
- 💪 You got like three feet of air that time
- 🌽 I don’t know. I guess I could do that
- 🧼 I think I’ll just take a bath
- 🎁 I got her a necklace
- 💣 Build her a cake or something
- 🧩 I don’t understand why people are so mean
😄 Napoleon Dynamite Quotes Funny
- 🥴 Napoleon, don’t be jealous
- 🍖 Can I have your tots?
- 🐾 Do the chickens have large talons?
- 🥵 Gosh!
- 🕹 I spent like three hours drawing her face
- 🥩 Your mom took your big steak
- 🧍♂️ I don’t even have any skills
- 💪 Girls want guys with great skills
- 🧃 I’m trying to become a cage fighter
- 🦦 You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
- 🤯 You got like three feet of air that time
- 🎧 I caught you a delicious bass
- 📒 I made her a picture
- 🛑 Whatever I wanna do, gosh!
- 🥣 Eat the food, Tina
🤣 Funny Napoleon Dynamite Quotes
- 🍗 Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner
- 💻 I’ve been chatting online with babes all day
- 🕵️♂️ Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys?
- 👟 These are pretty much the best shoes ever
- 🐄 I love technology
- 🎈 Lucky…
- 🤖 My lips hurt real bad!
- 🧃 You gonna eat your tots?
- 🦵 Kick me and I’ll sue you
- 🤸♂️ I’m training to be a cage fighter
- 📼 I made her a mixtape
- 🛹 You ever do sweet jumps?
- 🧢 This is like the worst day of my life
- 🦖 You’re just mad because I’m better than you
- 🧀 I’m outta here
🧓 Uncle Rico Napoleon Dynamite Quotes
- 🏈 Back in ’82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile
- 🎥 How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
- 🏕 If coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would’ve been state champions
- 🍛 That’s what I’m talking about
- 🎒 You ever wish you could go back in time?
- 🕺 I could make it to state
- 📽 You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
- 🧺 You got a time machine?
- 🧤 That’s what I’m talking about
- 🥘 I can make that happen
- 🪑 That’s my new thing
- 📬 I got this new deal coming up
- 🐐 Ain’t no doubt in my mind
- 🕰 Time machine? You serious?
- 🪙 All the ladies want Rico
🖥 Kip Napoleon Dynamite Quotes
- 💻 I’ve been chatting online with babes all day
- 🥋 Napoleon, I’ve been training to be a cage fighter
- 🧣 I love technology
- 💍 I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious
- 💌 I wrote her a poem
- 💪 I’m pretty ripped
- 🖊 That’s like a dollar an hour
- 🎁 I got her a bracelet
- 🧦 I don’t need luck, I’ve got skills
- 🧃 Want some Gatorade?
- 🧵 I made her a wristband
- 🪠 We’re getting married in the spring
- 🧼 Just don’t touch my stuff
- 🧍♂️ I’m online all the time
- 🎧 She’s like my soulmate
🦙 Napoleon Dynamite Quotes Tina
- 🍖 Tina, eat the food
- 🐽 Tina, you fat lard
- 🍗 Come get some ham
- 🍝 Eat it, Tina
- 🦙 Gosh, Tina
- 🧀 I’m not gonna feed you again
- 🥩 Tina!
- 🧊 I gave Tina the leftovers
- 🥓 You think Tina even likes that stuff?
- 🥫 I got the meat for Tina
- 🐐 Tina doesn’t even like you
- 🍽 She’s just picky
- 🥕 Tina’s been weird lately
- 🥄 I don’t think Tina wants it
- 🧹 I’ll go feed Tina
🎯 Conclusion
Whether you’re quoting Napoleon, Kip, Pedro, or Uncle Rico, these unforgettable lines from Napoleon Dynamite continue to crack us up.
From awkward school dances to unforgettable one-liners, this movie proves that weirdness wins hearts.
Revisit your favorite moments, laugh out loud, and share the magic—because in the end, we all need a little bit of Tina in our lives.
